A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she finds a man more attractive if he has rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is pre-menstrual, menstruating or menopausal, she tends to find a man more attractive if he has scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
Tests were conclusive, and no further studies are expected.
*SNORT*