Those of you who knew me in high school and college may remember the old “Joke-a-day” girl. Yes, I used to have a joke every day (most of them were pretty lame), but the point was to lift up the day a tiny bit. During my freshman year at college, I would occasionally just dial a random BYU number (you didn’t have to dial the prefix, right, just the last 4 numbers) and say, “Hi, this is the generic jokester and this is the joke of the day.” Yes, I’d have to be pretty loopy before I would do this, but sometimes I would meet some fun and interesting people (mostly I’d get hung up on, or get a short laugh, and that would be it).
I don’t often have a joke of the day anymore. I just don’t have the same number of brain cells as I did in my late teens, what with having 5 children and all, and I can’t remember jokes for very long. But thanks to my friend, Lisa, I now have a joke a day. She gave me one of those page a day calendars for my birthday, and every day I can have a new joke. So, here you have it…today’s joke!
Pearl: I hear your brother-in-law always takes his misfortunes like a man.
Shirl: That’s right–he blames my sister.
Ha! Ha! Now, I didn’t claim it was a funny joke, it’s just a joke. So, laugh amongst yourselves, and hopefully the next joke I post will be better.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it looks like I have another 90 minutes of exercise to get to (thanks a lot, friends).
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